Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
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