I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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