She said her name was "party"
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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