All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
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All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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