On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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