Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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