do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Will exercising make me less horny?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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