Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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