it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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