Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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