Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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