So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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