I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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