Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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