so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I don't think brook has ever known best
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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