I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
