I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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