lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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