Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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