what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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