You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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