12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i just google imaged poop.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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