His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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