Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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