His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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