I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
In America we eat man semen.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
they're like a gay fantastic four
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
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