I'm gonna have a badass scar
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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