I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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