sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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