Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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