I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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