so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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