Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
His nipple licking is glorious
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