Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Randomize
