he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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