I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
My dick has a subreddit
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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