you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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