yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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