My hair reeks of homosexuality.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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