So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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