I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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