dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
My feet surprised me
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