So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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