Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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