Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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