you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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