Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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