shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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