i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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