he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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