Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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