singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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